Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.

by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018

Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango

The land breeze geezer beat thor

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze

The land breeze geezer took huajeet

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

zombie land

term used by the special forces soldiers in the Micheal Bay movie 13 HOURS: THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BENGHAZI to denote that all shots taken should be kill shots. *not verified that this is an actual term used or that the interpretation of it's usage was taken as intended.

All weapons hot, any enemy movement to be considered a direct threat. Any thing that doesn't strobe as friendly is residing in zombie land.

by ISREAL FREIDMANN August 1, 2018

Toy Story Land

It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.

Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.

by TheJWA August 2, 2018

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

Land Rudder

The phenomenon observed in video games wherein a video game character ignores the laws of physics, or performs irrational actions of running into and bumping into environmental objects.

You play the game like a land rudder, why is your horse vertical on that mountain side?

by Alieksendar March 9, 2023