Ratchet Lottery

When a black man is killed by police and his ratchet family uses it as an opportunity get rich.

Malik: Hey, where is Jamal's family? I haven't seen them around since the funeral.

Jayden: Theys moved out. They hit the ratchet lottery when they got the settlement money from the city.

by WileECoyote.genius May 15, 2025

Laws lottery

Laws lottery was the name earned hundreds of years ago by commoners when the odds were much better for the player

Lottury is a Laws lottery

by LordofGrange July 6, 2025

a lotterysons

Many "'why?' replies" regarding scratch-off tickets.

I am more susceptible to outside influences than many folks, so there are a lotterysons dat I avoid checkout counters dat are stocked with rolls of colorful shiny tempting removable-paint-dots cards.

by QuacksO July 27, 2025

yiur latter

mistake from dafunkyst3ve
he tried saying "your later"

when's yiur latter

as in, where's your later, due to their conversation

by anonymous August 20, 2025

yiur latter

mistake for "your later"

"when's yiur latter"?
"when's your later*"

by S.A.N.D August 20, 2025

Clitty Litter

Tiny remnants of toilet tissue lint stuck to a stripper's crotch after a hasty pee with no wet wipe in sight. Typically these low key hitchhikers aren't apparent at first, but become glaringly obvious beneath the black lights. They're now glow in the dark florescent and spread eagle across the center stage.

Who 'dat doin' splits on stage? Dat Discrete? No waaaaay! Sumboddy needa tella she got clitty litter all over ha cooch!

by Suzana L. September 5, 2025

Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.

Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!

by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025