New Jersey

The state I've lived in my whole life.
South Jersey pretty cool, but when you go to the Shore it gets horrible.
Also, we don't say "Joisey."
BUT IF YOU COME HERE PEOPLE WILL SAY WUTER NOT WATER AND IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.

New Jersey is cool but when they said "wuter" it's a turn off

by reycanenu March 16, 2017

Central Jersey

Not a real place, everyone claiming to be from Central Jersey is just fuckin retarded

Jake: I’m from Central Jersey
Joe: Jake did you remember your pills this morning?

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Buttfuck, New Jersey

adj. While not as far away as Buttfuck Nowhere, this term is used when you have no idea where you are located currently, but have a general sense of where you're, somewhat, at. This is normally used when describing your location in a text, or as a witty comment. Synonym for "Middle of Nowhere", although it can also be interchanged with "Hell".

Nig-nog #1: Where did that pig want us to go again, niBBA?

Niglet: Man, IDK, probably Buttfuck, New Jersey...

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 March 11, 2018

jersey junkyard

The greatest roller coaster ride in history. No seriously. It has this like, car, that has headlights, and they turn on right at you. That's basically it.

Whilst riding Jersey junkyard, someone interrupted my booming kuwanging.

by xxexplosivoxx August 1, 2003

new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.

Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.

by bob June 22, 2006

Jersey cream

A great lift at whistler to take you to the blackcomb glacier.

What a great ride today, I loved the jersey cream wrecking me.

by Jerzeycreme January 28, 2017

Jersey shore

its gay ! like i dont wanna watch drama if i wanted to id go to a friends house and watch her and bf argue , if i wanted to see drunk ppl id go to a party, if i wanted to see sex id wank off to porn.

that basically jersey shore. -_-

Ughhh jersey shore today ima go to sleep.

by Jhasonnolastname October 6, 2011