google

slang term of beautiful, hot, pretty

person 1 : " ugh.... im so ugly....... i...... "
person 2 : " omg dont say that bae ur so google ❤❤❤ "

by lowkirking it December 14, 2021

Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.

I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"

by PV Person February 25, 2022

Google

A search engine that can bring you the world's best or half-assed crap like Wikipedia. You never know when or why.

Google it noob! -- A l33t Int3rn3t l0Rd

by Barkingdog August 31, 2023

blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.

Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google

by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

Search Google or type a URL

Something losers type when they have absolutely no life. If this is in someone's search history, they are the worst.

"Why did I see Search Google or type a URL on my boyfriend's history?"

"Oh no, girl that's a red flag."

by goodwitchazura March 29, 2022

consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.

Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google

by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017

Google Goggles

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)

My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!

by Philopean September 11, 2006