Federal

Definition for somesing ugly or bad. Colombian ecuadorian roots.

que chica tan federal compai.
HEY! parce que lowrider tan federal.

by i unno i 4get it October 16, 2004

Swine Fever

The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.

very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.

Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"

Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)

kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!

(continued)

kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?

kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!

by Winniethefoo May 4, 2009

Cat Scratch Fever

When you cozy up with someone that doesn't use proper hygiene, they carry certain bugs that jump on you and take up residence.

That kitty next door sure can purr, but she gave me Cat Scratch Fever!

by Magarat October 22, 2009

kevin federline

luckiest bastard in the world. the man you wish you were right now.

Kevin Fedrline is banging Britney Spears, you're not.

by v1cious December 13, 2004

jungle fever

A person who has a high sex drive like a wild animal.

Wow, Mark told me that he jerks off 5 times a day. He's got jungle fever!

by 88makingmoves88 October 17, 2019

Federated Social Media

The means to manage and maintain thousands of social media entries, comments and mentions in a bottom up and top-down, hierarchical manner. Such a framework is generally managed by a content management framework such that it provides greater control, speed and flexibility during periods of rapid and intense communications with stakeholders.

The only way to manage hundreds of spokespeople and web sites is through Federated Social Media.

by whyhire.me July 1, 2009

femergency

a feminine emergency, often related to the vagina and its excretions.

boss: where have you been? your break was only thirty minutes but you've been gone for an hour!
employee: sorry...had to run to the store, i had a femergency.

by i invented shizam September 15, 2010