Cunt Fucking Awesome

For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.

When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"

by Wumbly February 24, 2009

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019

fuck-you friday

A Friday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Friday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

by rushoffailure December 11, 2008

fuuking

When people can't spell fucking right in private fearless' comments

"Fuuking kiid fuuking"

by Top kek m9 June 27, 2016

fuckin way she goes

A good quote from Trailer Park Boys tv show. When something doesn't exactly go the way you wanted and leaves you disappointed.

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. Fuckin way she goes boys, fuckin way she goes...

by Pavelski8 May 3, 2008

fuck whistle

Idiot, moron, one who lacks the most basic common sense to make correct decisions,see ass clown.

That fuck whistle doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

by The 8th best man. June 12, 2006

Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Song

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo

by WB-dog June 28, 2010