College bangs

The haircut girls get for their new life in college.

"Oooh I like your college bangs!"
"Thanks, I saw 500 Days of Summer in August and it made me want to look more like Zooey."

by Tsundere January 9, 2010

Backpack College

A backpack college is when a student comes home from college every weekendvinstead of staying and partying at your school. This is often confused with a suitcase college which really means a commuter college and the student has no choice but to go home.

Tim-Where is everyone at?
Bill- People are bitches and go home every weekend.
Tim- This is such a backpack college!

by college kid knows November 19, 2009

Garforth Community College

“The place where the devil teaches his workings”. This is primarily done my brain washed minions, more commonly known as "Teachers". If a person wishes to loose the will to live and be imprisoned for 25 hours of torture...come to Garforth Community College, where we can educate you by some of the most retarded tutors in the world!!!

Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn

Person A - How I wish I could find the gateway to hell...
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!

Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College

by MAC AGENT December 14, 2008

Miami Dade college

One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.

Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.

by HL.amqe May 7, 2019

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Don't let the partying reputation fool you; yes it is a blast at Mount Saint Mary's. The best-kept secret though is all the power players you'll meet down the road who went there! For some reason, Mounties clean up real good and pull in some sick paychecks. And, more importantly, they are undyingly loyal and take care of their own.

Mount Saint Mary's College/University graduates are, for example, senior officials with the FBI, Directorate of National Intelligence, Attorneys, CEOs of major corporations and very active in Maryland politics

by To the Mount! April 4, 2008

Boston College

A School full of Collar-popped pink polo wearing trust fund babies that think they are smart...

BC Student: I go to Boston College
Every other Bostonian: No shit...

by Harry B October 18, 2004

Union College

Union is a school for the elite who like to get trashed. Just because we're not an Ivy, dont think for a second that were not smarter than you... because we are. We also party harder than you. We kill kegs in frats, get blacked out in bars, and destroy dorm buildings. Greek life rules the school. We go to frats on weekends and bars on Wednesdays. We're the #13 party school in the nation and proud of it. We drive foreign whips (and im not talkin about toyotas) and blow a ton of money on drugs and alcohol every week. We maintain 90% of Schenectady's economy, concider it charity work - your welcome. We go to class just to kill time, and we know deep down everyone wishes they were more like us

Union College is so fratty, and they got so much steez!

by BtrThnU_13 December 19, 2009