Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

Chinese back door job by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Chinese Dick Cheese 

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

Chinese Dick Cheese by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Chinese Fisherman 

When you're doing it with someone and you stick your dick and a rubber duck inside their asshole at the same time.

"Dude, the girl I met last night was awesome! She even did anal!"
"Did she let you do a Chinese Fisherman?"

Chinese Fisherman by Wackyslendernoob February 13, 2025

Chinese Jork Torture 

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.

"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"

Chinese Jork Torture by Lil Jork March 3, 2025

Chinese Jork Torture 

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.

"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."

Chinese Jork Torture by Lil Jork March 7, 2025

Chinese hide-and-seek 

Regular hide-and-seek but when the person is find they seeker and hider have to kiss. Ideal game if you are on a two man or a three man or a mission involving multiple people

We should play Chinese hide-and-seek with Hannah and Julia, it's a perfect opportunity

Chinese hide-and-seek by LPtoine1010 March 13, 2025

Chinese Dog Paddle 

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

Chinese Dog Paddle by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025