chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016

chinese dirt ball

When you're eating out an Asian chick's asshole and she shits in your mouth.

Two asian chicks gave eachother chinese dirt balls.

by Kandyman420 June 10, 2016

chinese whistle

a small wet penis

Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet

by turboh June 4, 2016

Chinese cock trap

An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese finger trap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.

Hey guys, I just say the janitor and the math teacher doing a Chinese cock trap in the bathroom!

by Militaryman2002 May 11, 2016

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

Chinese Alligator

When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).

Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."

Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"

by PrimalInstinct January 16, 2017