Chimpage

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.

I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.

by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004

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chime

chime- brilliant until everything turns very bad in one moment;

it is speculated that "chime" came from chance-time. others believe that it came from the fact that wind chimes look cool but are annoying as soon as it gets windy. its unclear what its actual origin is.

Ice skatin was great untill i made an ass of my self! it was pure chime wen i found out i broke my pelvis!

the cycling was aight dude, till some fuck ran me off the road, and the road ran up my leg, needin 7 stiches.. fuckin chime!

by pickle-weasle June 14, 2007

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Irish Chimney

The natural tendency of a shirt, while defecating on a toilet, to create a narrow passage along the abdomen and chest, through which potent fecal fumes are able to travel directly from the toilet to the face. Sufferers may experience, watery eyes, gaging, nausia, or in extreme cases vomiting.

I forgot to take my shirt off this morning during my morning glory, gave myself an Irish Chimney and ralphed everywhere.

I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.

Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.

-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."

Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea

by casual1 August 14, 2012

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