caloxz

Caloxz is the best person you know. Both in the virtual world and the real world! He can be an imaginary friend who specialises in almost everything?
All we know from our scientific research is that - CALOXZ IS THE BEST!

P.S - Cream sucks fucking dick, yeah Cream, you dick sucking bitch fucking faggot eating dick riding monster!

BE LIKE THE BEAST!

"Hey you know that Caloxz guy? Yeah he's REALLY COOL!"

by The one who LOVES Caloxz. May 17, 2018

Caloleets

A mixture of candy, lollies and sweets

oi mate give me some of those delicious caloleets

by Alexisga August 17, 2018

Callon

Callon is a very cool guy for the most part. ..doesn't stick his dick into anything . Very sweet but moody .no sense of styles almost always loves Jordans .
Can't admit when he is wrong and prefers to order you tequilas than to say sorry .
Loves modified cars , stervy kinnes and being shady AF!

Ay don't be a Callon !

by MarleighAsh October 20, 2018

Cafloop

The sound that is made when you drop a bag of shit on the grass.

When I dropped the dog shit on to the ground all I heard was cafloop

by DuckLucker22 November 1, 2018

caloriezed

If you get enough calories a day

Stay caloriezed kids!

by Eksede December 5, 2018

caloret

A Barberian way for Valencian people to understand the heat mostly over March.
Commonly overpassed by the fred del verano
It has it's maximum power when we're talking about the Caloret Faller

"el caloret del foc i la flama", meaning "im so fuckin drunk'n fat that i don't even know if i don't remember how many cassalla shots i took or if my oversized stomach unables me to even see those shots. Even though im taking this Louis Vuitton bags to fill them with alcoholic drinks"

by YourGrandmother's Tupperware January 30, 2019

Calorie Cashing

when you’re broke and hungry so you compare the amount of calories in different foods to see which is the best offer.

“I’m so poor I’ve been calorie cashing all week”

by Anne Spank February 5, 2019