Snow beach

A icy or snowy shore, especially by the ocean.

John: Wanna go to Antarctica for vacation?
Rob: Why? Wanna go to a snow beach?

by ᕕ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)ᕗ May 18, 2021

wife's a beach

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

ewa beach

a place where theres alot of scrubs you walk around and all the boys have the same haircut and same ( filty shirts) on, like stop filipinos just go bacl to your cultures black dog eaters

person 1: hey you want to go to ewa beach/gay ?

person2: hell no my dog is gonna get eaten by all those damn filipenis just because my dog is black
person1: its ok we’ll stay by the samoans

person2: yea because thats better theyll make him into dog stew.

by BIGPPLOL March 26, 2019

The Beach

A grassy location at the University of Pittsburgh containing many scantily clothed women/men. Usually it used in referance to Schendly Plaza but may also refer to the lawn of the Soilders and Sailors Memorial.

"Lets go to the beach and check out the scenary."

"The beach has a great view of the ocean"

by cdsaylor October 23, 2008

beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 16, 2006

beached porpoise

Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.

John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

Beaching

When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!

"God damn it kevin i'm beaching again, i'm going to have to go wipe the sweat off again"

by Lucas aka douche November 21, 2005