Church Boner 

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.

You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?

Church Boner by Billybobthethird October 3, 2009

giant boner 

erect penis. large erect penis. very large. and erect.

giant boner...
you'll never be a loner?

giant boner by johnandvictoriafornever May 15, 2011

jacket boner 

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.

Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.

jacket boner by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008

Girl boner 

It’s when you get a little heart beat feeling down in your pussy

Watching that fine rican boy come out the water with that nice six pack on him gave me a whole girl boner

Girl boner by the real syd April 19, 2019

Corona Boner 

The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.

Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!

Corona Boner by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020

Boredom Boner

When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.

I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.

Boredom Boner by Terryho April 5, 2013

diarrhea boner

When you have so much poop in the chute that it pushes against your prostate just so that it causes you to get a boner

Pull the car over Spence, Andrews go a diarrhea boner.

diarrhea boner by AskingForAFriend June 12, 2018