Asshole 9 

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!

Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’

Asshole 9 by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

assholeaphobic 

Your basically allergic to asshole people, you absolutely cant handle them. When they are being an asshole you must shut them up immediately.

You need to stfu cuz ya being an asshole and I'm assholeaphobic and I'll kick ya ass to the moon and back.

assholeaphobic by G3n3r3c_1s_m3 April 26, 2020

Asshole-in-one 

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

Asshole-in-one by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

Asshole 

An Asshole is someone who bitches and complains about everything and everyone but themselves. This also gets conflated with "being a Dick!" However a Dick is just someone who calls Assholes out on their shit.

Assholes come in varierty of intelligence level's ranging from the pathological to the profoundly gifted. However the varying degrees of Assholishness between them is spread pretty even across the board. Regardless of the strength of their argument or readily available facts involved.

Weather it's a "Fucking Asshole" "Motherfucking Asshole" or a stand alone "Asshole". An Asshole by any other name is still the same.

Dude was bitching up a storm to one of his workers about "how the garden hose gets wrapped around everything". Poor guy just got there and had nothing to do with it.

Man! That dudes an Asshole!

Asshole by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020

Assholenine 

When some is extremely stupid or outrageous it is nine times stupider than asinine.

That just assholenine to beat the hell out of your pregnant girlfriend.

Assholenine by Fresh61 October 30, 2020

asshole magnet. 

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.

The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.

asshole magnet. by assole magnet November 23, 2020

asshole 

Normally a person who is a pain in your ass 24/7

Ay you know that kid Johnny, yeah hes an asshole.

asshole by itsyagirlgrass April 1, 2021