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joked

when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis
my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital
by joked123 January 25, 2025
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Joke

bruh joke
by Fucker\ September 8, 2020
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raeans 69 calculator joke

raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”

grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021
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Inside jokes

When you have so many inside jokes with someone you can't keep track
Liberty and I have so many inside jokes including "omg im so popular"i can't keep track of all of them
by Janie(spongebob) March 16, 2019
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Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.
"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017
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Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022
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Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!
by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023
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