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Get the Butt Fuck Egypt mug.A guy challenges a girl to a halloween fuck game. Typically the challenge should go through a middle man or a friend so the girl doesnt know who it is. If she agrees then:
1. On one of the 13 days before Halloween the guy will ring the girls doorbell, leaves a message saying "Let the Fuck Game Begin," and runs and hides
2. Girl will change into loose fitting clothes and then come out and look for the guy
3. The guy's goal is to sneak up behind the girl, strip her, and get his penis in either her ass or her pussy and his hands on her cunt or breasts without her seeing his face or guessing who he is.
4. Girl's goal is to either spot the guy before he gets near her or see his face and guess his name before he completes his goal.
If guy completes his goal then he gets to fuck her right then and there for as long as he wants.
If girl completes her goal then she gets to demand some form of sexual favor. Most girls demand to be eaten out so that the guy doesn't enjoy his loss. Although some girls still like to get fucked anyways
note: should be done at night when no one is out and watching
1. On one of the 13 days before Halloween the guy will ring the girls doorbell, leaves a message saying "Let the Fuck Game Begin," and runs and hides
2. Girl will change into loose fitting clothes and then come out and look for the guy
3. The guy's goal is to sneak up behind the girl, strip her, and get his penis in either her ass or her pussy and his hands on her cunt or breasts without her seeing his face or guessing who he is.
4. Girl's goal is to either spot the guy before he gets near her or see his face and guess his name before he completes his goal.
If guy completes his goal then he gets to fuck her right then and there for as long as he wants.
If girl completes her goal then she gets to demand some form of sexual favor. Most girls demand to be eaten out so that the guy doesn't enjoy his loss. Although some girls still like to get fucked anyways
note: should be done at night when no one is out and watching
I had a friend who passed my message of the Halloween Fuck Game to this really hot girl (blond hair, D cups, tight ass, and i later discovered a tight pussy too) who ended up agreeing. I left the note on her doorstep and rang the doorbell. and she came out in some tiny spandex shorts and a tight tank top (which was cheating although i didnt mind since i could tell she wasnt wearing a bra which just got me hard and made my goal easier). I was hiding in this big bush and she didnt even think someone could hide in there. so when she walked around it, i came out of the bush and right up behind her without her hearing me. I pulled her spandex down real quick, bent her over, shoved my dick in her ass, got some fingers in her pussy, and got a hand on those amazing breasts. I ended up fucking her for about 15 minutes before she even knew who i was. Although i got a variety of other positions after she knew who i was. We ended up spending an hour and a half in the bushes.
by Bobby Heimen November 25, 2007
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Get the Fuck I.U. Party mug.A retort used to identify the complete disagreement with someone's statement or opinion. It is not as severe as telling someone "fuck you" but it still carries much of that insult's weight.
Man: Wahhh you only got that engineering job because they're trying to fill a quota for diversity wahhhh (continue whining baby sounds)
Woman: Whatever, fuck your shit. You're just mad you have to step up your engineering game because no one wants your tired ass average self.
Woman: Whatever, fuck your shit. You're just mad you have to step up your engineering game because no one wants your tired ass average self.
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Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...
Taxpayer 1: So, the network can be configured in a number of ways...
Taxpayer 2: Uh huh...
Bum interrupting: Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: I only have two cigarettes left, so I need to keep them. (puts American Spirit pack back in coat pocket)
Bum (not listening): Let me buy a smoke from you.
Taxpayer 1: No, I don't sell cigarettes.
Bum (still not listening): Let me buy a smoke.
Taxpayer 1: I don't have any cigarettes.
Bum: Oh, why you treating me like that! Fuck my mother! Fuck my mother! I just want a cigarette, why you treating me like that?
Taxpayer 1: I don't want to fuck your mother.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You won't sell me a cigarette! Fuck My Mother! I will find you later, I know you are a cop, that's the only reason I'm not beating you. Undercover pig. Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 1: I am not a cop.
Bum: Fuck my mother.
Taxpayer 1: Give me your mother's phone number.
Bum: Fuck my mother! You are lucky you are a cop. (walking away) Fuck my mother!
Taxpayer 2: Hhmm.
Taxpayer 1: So, we can add those two machines to the network...
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