Uncle oleg

A really suspicious fella that usually is up to no good. he has broken all the laws in the world (including handling salmon suspiciously) and is wanted all over the universe.

"uncle oleg is so wierd, i cought him sniffing the toilet seat after i took a shit."

by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025

Mount Olive Middle School

mount olive middle school made me depressed. the teachers are geeked. and the kids are worse

you should not be in middle school doing drugs buddy 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️
ur not tuff for vaping lil bro

mount olive middle school made my parents divorce

if you have locker 3782 just know i pissed in it

mount olive middle school is an asylum, mental hospital and all around prison

by TuffDuoTwou October 22, 2025

The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 11, 2025

Dirty Oliver

When someone clamps their butthole around someone’s dick, and forces a fart up their urethra.

“Yo, I heard he was in the ICU for 7 days after he got a Dirty Oliver.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

The Old Peculiar

When your partner is crowning a poop, and you ejaculate on the turtle's head. The receiver then proceeds to suck the poop back in.

The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.

I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.

by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025

Lawrence Oleander

That one hot smelly fella from that one horror porn game

"Hey i know you wanted to go on a date with me but... you'll never be like Lawrence Oleander."
"Stop playing that fuckass porn game and give me attention!"
"B-but Lawrence... he... he needs me... :<"

by DeerCorpse December 16, 2025