When your best friends ex is tryna fuck, but you don't feel like being compared to them in bed, possibly ending the friendship
"Hey your ex Joe tried to smash yesterday, I best friend zoned his ass."
"Good, he's got bad dick anyway."
"Good, he's got bad dick anyway."
by Anarchist 27 February 17, 2019
Get the Best Friend Zone mug.A place where most people (both in video games and in fiction) go to in order to get to somewhere much more easily, mainly consists of 1 to 3 green warp pipes.
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The quality that all the worthless people own. People with zeroness are constantly hiding their being zero by flaunting their inexistent qualities in front of the others.
They may feel great in their infinite ZEROness but there are some ONEs out there ready to pile them all.
by HareInHurry January 12, 2010
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Get the zone tactics mug.The place where dropped/lost items go.
Once in Zone X an item cannot return until it is categorically not required or desired.
Once the item has been replaced or forgotten about it will reappear, sometimes back to where it was, but in place of another item you are searching for.
Once in Zone X an item cannot return until it is categorically not required or desired.
Once the item has been replaced or forgotten about it will reappear, sometimes back to where it was, but in place of another item you are searching for.
Mark: The hell... Did you see where I dropped my pen?
Steve.. No dude. Must have gone into Zone X.
Mark: Hey that's where my comb went. How did it get here?
Steve.. No dude. Must have gone into Zone X.
Mark: Hey that's where my comb went. How did it get here?
by Niko Madness November 1, 2011
Get the Zone X mug.a large pus filled zit-like wart that grows on the scrotum of mostly pubescent apes. Zooners are contracted by sexually active males who gravitate towards inter species and sometimes even plant rape.
Zooner was first discovered in a small zoo in Stinkadena.
They begin to grow as envious ranting and internet posting occurs. The only known solution is to shut the hell up.
Zooner was first discovered in a small zoo in Stinkadena.
They begin to grow as envious ranting and internet posting occurs. The only known solution is to shut the hell up.
by buck wheatly February 6, 2012
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