The act of smacking the acorn without washing your hands after handling spicey food anything upto half an hour after doing so (depending on the level of culinery heat).
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Jack: Shit man get me some bread...
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
by farmerboy July 5, 2009
Get the Tobasco Wankmug. Bristle wank is a form of masturbation generally handling to the male gender. Bristle wank is when you take a tooth brush with bristles on the end, and shoving that end of the toothbrush down the shaft of a penis. Other forms of this are practiced in the areas of: Vagina, Rectum, and Ear.
In my free time, I FaceTime my girlfriend, and bristle wank for her. It is very pleasurable for the both of us!
by levileslie April 13, 2015
Get the Bristle Wankmug. by buttonsex February 28, 2012
Get the Thinky wankmug. by thomdavid October 16, 2009
Get the posh wankmug. When you're mate holds your cock and you hold his wrist and move his hand up and down until ejaculation
by Yogi36 June 6, 2011
Get the Dutch Wankmug. the name given to some1 hu is addicted to wanking. the person usually wanks more thna 5 times a day.
by Trite June 11, 2008
Get the wank-a-tronmug. position in which the female hangs from the posts of a four-poster bed, reconstructing the mating rituals of the bat. males then form an orderly que under her, and she proceeds to blow and wank off each male in turn, moving along the line as she goes. this is representative of the motion in a commercial warehouse. a quick way to please a large number of men.
girl: ''i bat wanked 23 guys in 45 minutes last night, that must be a world record. on the downside, my hands are raw, my mouth is dry and my legs have seized up in the hanging position''
by LOLA&SAMMIE July 7, 2009
Get the bat wankmug.