Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug. touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.
from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.
a person easily angered or set off.
from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.
by beejammie August 12, 2022
Get the touch-holemug. by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016
Get the knob hand door touchmug. Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.
by Tr45h May 22, 2022
Get the Touch grassmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025
Get the .9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.mug. by Pialinist April 13, 2023
Get the Touch Grassmug.