Iron Tits

Breast implants, typically low quality ones.

Dude 1: You see Jennifer?

Dude 2: Yeah the one with the iron tits!

by JackOSX February 25, 2010

Petyak tits

big! boobs! pointy physique! pleasant to stare at in class

I couln't keep me eyes of them petyak tits!

by EPband08tom January 15, 2008

crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.

1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!

by hangus77 March 28, 2009

Tit-off

Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.

See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.

Antonyms: Sword Fighting

Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?

Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
TM

by Word Wizards, LLC February 5, 2017

Blue tits

Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.

“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”

by Hisforhat February 5, 2019

chameleon tits

there are some tits that look forward, some look sideways, and some are just out of whack, those are chameleon tits, cause they are independent of eachother like a chameleons eyes.

that chick has chameleon tits

by peteypete March 25, 2007

tit cheese

that gross smelling looking gunk that collects under the teats of extremely large sweaty fat chicks.

when was the last time you scraped the tit cheese off from under these saddle bags??

by bobert951 January 27, 2007