beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

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child

a being that deserves to be raped, sodomized, and enslaved.

Jack: Hey man, look at that child over there.
Ben: AAAAAHHHHH im gooning
Jack: yeah me too.

by PopeRaisin February 7, 2022

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love child

an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand

“Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”

by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020

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child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024

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child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

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It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013

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