Gold cock

A lesbian term for a man who thinks his dick can make lesbians go straight.

You must think you have a gold cock if you think your dick will make me go straight, the lesbian told Bobby.

by FKN A July 29, 2014

Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.

Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!

by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011

anaphylactic cock

A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.

We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.

by NorthernExposurePole February 4, 2015

Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.

He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching

by PMPs September 19, 2016

Cock-frosting

Slang term meaning semen, ejaculate, cum etc. Usually used in a derogatory fashion as a form of insult.

Why don't you go chug some cock-frosting!

by Kitty Westminster September 3, 2010

Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch

horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.

by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020

cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009