Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo

The phrase “The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo” was first used in late 2025 to express the fact that the line to the bathroom was in fact very long. It is a well known fact that lines to anime expos are extremely long so it’s quite humorous to imagine a bathroom line being longer than one to an anime expo.

Person 1: How was the line to the bathroom?
Person 2: The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo.
Person 1: HAHAHAHAHA THAT’S SO FUNNY!

by Dylandylandylan30 January 8, 2026

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

That PBD clip is fucking hilarious!

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Less than Nothing

Less than Nothing
adjective

/Luh-ss/ /th-an/ /Nah-th-eeng/

Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick, Sad Person, People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People, Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Anti-Element People, Matter People, Anti-matter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime Mould People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People, Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline People, Non-Life, and Life that Act Worse than Anyone Else are Less than Nothing, Forever.

Less than Nothing
adjective and noun

Our Sad Rulers are Less than Nothing Forever.

by Nobody 🖤 February 4, 2025

No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.

Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"

by whodat25555 February 4, 2025

Faded than a kid

When you are so high you feel like you dont even exist anymore

“Teddy bru, were you at the func last night”

“Nah bruzz i was Faded than a kid last night at Nathan’s place”

by carti guardian February 7, 2025