Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.

Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?

by Bugblatterbeast May 27, 2014

Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food

Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.

by Emma. February 21, 2023

spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes

Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?

by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019

Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

spoon-licker

someone who licks spoons

you're a spoon-licker

by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!

“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”

by JackHang69 October 6, 2023