Self Defense 

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate

“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now

Self Defense by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022

Self-Fapping 

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.

Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.

Self-Fapping by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022

Self Honeymoon 

a period of harmony where someone commits to taking action to preserve, improve and celebrate their well-being and happiness.

I am in the self honeymoon phase of my life.

Self Honeymoon by Love Roma August 11, 2022

Self Sex 

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

Self Sex by LordJenal August 28, 2022

self pleasurevation 

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

self pleasurevation by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

Self meltdown 

A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.

She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.

Self meltdown by Brewton September 24, 2022

Self Love 

maxwell scott green

“oh you love yourself? sorry thats maxs thing”
“self love? are you talking about max?”

Self Love by montemoneyz October 24, 2022