While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.
Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “
Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
by RX1D August 15, 2021
Get the Peanut Butter Smack mug.When you get a box in the mail you open it up and there is packing peanuts inside it is another way to keep your purchase from breaking during shipping like bubble wrap or foam they look good to eat it’s tempting… they look like marshmallows and usually come in colors such as pink white or blue….I’m hungry
Hey look she just got a package in the mail!…what is she doing with the packing peanuts? OMG THOSE ARE TOXIC SOMEONE CALL 911!
by KlttyMeowMeow August 29, 2021
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by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
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This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
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Get the peanut butter waffle mug.An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
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