Trout Slap

The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof.

Oh dayum, he totally just got trout slapped!!

by Bodacious Wan September 24, 2007

happy slap

Thats fucked up man, i'm english and I go down to Londo na lot but I've never seen happy-slapping, its some fucked up shit. IF anyone ever tries that to me they'll wish they'd never been born. Anyone who gets this done to them, just fuckin beat the shit out of whoever does it or just pull a gun on them, watch the pussies run off. Arm yourslefs for chav cleansing.

If I ever see anyone being happy slapped I'm gonna run right up to whoever did it and fuckin give the muthafucker the worst punch hes ever had.

by I fuckin hate chavs April 18, 2005

dick-slap

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

Slap Johnson

a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.

"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"

by Cursive March 5, 2005

facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011

dilly slap

(v.) The act of slapping a man's genitals with the back of the hand in an effort to cause malicious pain.

I just dilly slapped Teddy-Bear.

by zell565 September 25, 2006

Slapping the Cod

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014