because I'm the type to usually sleep in, my husband was surprised that I'd set the alarm for 6 AM during our stay in Prague; to which I replied "we've got to get the worm!"
by Jessica In Japan July 8, 2015
He complains so much they are going to going to give him a raise, because the squeaky wheel gets the worm.
by Shamrock619 March 3, 2016
In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.
In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.
by Happy Wolf January 16, 2007
by Phantoms Night April 7, 2022
The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021