Shy at first, it may take a little while for a John to adjust to a new situation or person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, a Naruto manga in hand, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. He's happiest at a skatepark, listening to music, or just watching an intense thunderstorm. His smile causes butterflies to be born in a certain tummy. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
by Gxmmybear November 21, 2021

The gigachad full-released monkey of them all. He is also the reason that monkeys haven't gone extinct.
Person 1: Man fuck being a human, i wanna return to monke
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes
by TheOpposite May 8, 2022

Johnny has two definition 1. A sticky , slimy substance that stick in your panties or boxers also known as “ poop “ 2. A deadly disease that can crawl up your nose once it is sniffed.
1. “ dudes I’ll be right back I think just Johnny’d my self “ 2. “ this patient might not make it due to the johnny disease “
by James Trevor September 23, 2022

Just a guy who likes to cook eggs and has LITERALLY the biggest heart he makes me feel so warm and comfortable everytime I just see him and just a perfect human bean who uses his platform for the better and he has no idea how much he means to me but that’s okay I’ll continue to love and support him everyday :)
by I love john November 5, 2020

The Johnny Test haters.
by CN19M3P41C July 6, 2023

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
by Austys November 25, 2021
