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Mexican flatscreen

The method of taking an oversized flatscreen T.V, and cutting a large sized hole in your wall(big enough to fit the T.V) and putting the T.V in the wall. Giving the apperance of a large flatscreen T.V.
Person 1: Dude do you remember that oversized flatscreen T.V in my garage.

Person 2: Ya.

Person 1: Just turned it into a Mexican flatscreen yesterday.

Person 2: ?
by steve gates2013 October 27, 2011
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Sophisticated Mexican

A mixed drink consisting of 1 part tequila to 1 part red wine
The guys couldn't decide if they wanted to drink liquor or wine, so they came to a compromise and ordered a sophisticated Mexican and promptly got drunk.
by BoilerUp13 November 7, 2011
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Mexican Deadbolt

Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside
I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on
by Texas Haz August 25, 2011
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mexican microwave

The act of covering an informer with gasoline and piling tires around them to constrict the arms, the fire inside makes bodies unidentifiable. This is a common tactic used by cartels to instill fear amongst drug mules and rivals that have any ideas a stealing or betraying the cartel. Also called Necklacing. One of the most savage and inhumane ways to kill another human being. The person can even be kept alive longer by inserting hoses into the mouth to prevent death by asphyxiation and giving unheated air while burning alive
"seven bodies were found in the mexican desert scorched beyond recognition. The killers piles tires around the deceased to create a mini furnace, the rubber melted to create a vile mess of organic slime. Victims were believed to be alive when fire was started. The latest mexican microwave murders in an escalating drug war."
by haunted theync viewer September 20, 2013
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mexican nigga

1) mexican/hispanic who talks, dresses, and basically acts like a ghetto nigga (often thought of as a compliment to a mexican/hispanic)

2) a mexican and black couple have a child

3) a person mixed of mexican and black heritage
1) Damn, that mexican nigga is smokin'

2) Yo, look at dem mexican nigga's walkin' that baby down Central Park

3) Yo, i got laid by a mexican nigga last night
by mexicanniggashorty December 4, 2004
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The Mexican Race

The human race only has one race: Humans!

On the other hand, people having roots in Mexico, are currently being oppressed by the descendants of Immigrants from Europe.

The only Non-Immigrant Americans are the Native Americans. Even if you were born in the USA you are still a descendant of Immigrants, therefore you would be in the same situation as a black person born and raised in Germany or Iceland. You would still be a German or a Icelandic, yet a descendant of Immigrants.

The big difference is that Immigrants to the USA, Germany and Iceland DO NOT GENOCIDE the Natives.

Just ask a Native American.
The use of the Mexican Race is wrong.

Other ethnicities that have also been oppressed when they first immigrated to the USA are the Italians and Irish.

Coming to the USA is like joining a Fraternity: first get hazed, then accepted and finally you get to haze other new pledges (immigrants).
by Proud American since b4 1492 August 20, 2009
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mexican blowjob

This is when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman’s, usually of Hispanic decent, ass. Following this, the woman farts while the penis is still inserted.
GUY 1: Dude, I was having just a great time with my girl last night, than she gave me a mexican blowjob.
GUY 2: Dude, That's fucked up!
by Mexican Yammica May 23, 2006
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