looking for a job

When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.

by [e-mail] August 9, 2008

Serving looks

1. Serving looks means looking good or, 2. Giving someone a dirty looks.

1. She was serving looks she looked so good
2. He was so bitter, he was serving looks at me all day

by X0X0fff August 25, 2016

average looking

Neutral territory between ugly and attractive. These people are neither ugly or model material; however, there personalities tend to be their most greatest asset. To be average looking means to be imperfect.

Jennifer is average looking, but has a shining personality.

by Fruitloop544 April 6, 2016

looked up

what you just did right now

I looked up looked up

by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 17, 2021

Goofy Looking Fool

a guy that is goofy looking usually seen with a hot girl. you can find them from coast to coast usually in malls. GFL's are usually fat or chubby with a scruffy appearance and yellow teeth.

"how did that goofy looking fool get such a hot girl?"

by 666jiggaboo August 27, 2008

the number twelve looks like you

A praticly unknown metal/Post hardcore/Experimental band from Bergen County, NJ. They got their name from an episode of Twilight Zone about a women who refuses to undergo an operation called transformation that must happen when someone turns 19. When she is forced into this procedure, she loses her identity. The members are Jesse, Jamie, Justin, John, Alex and Smoogs.

We drove all the way down to Orlando to see The Number Twelve Looks Like You.

by Sami ^____^ July 20, 2008

lookist

assuming one's character based on physical appearance or looks only; usually assuming that looks determine character

Mary: I think only fugly guys cheat
Robyn: How can you be so lookist? Fugly guys cheat too, you know

by RosaB June 11, 2008