Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.

He fucked one of your best friends? Oh thats definitely something fuckin johnny would do

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021

Johnny Hollywood

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.

Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.

by Scootero June 13, 2021

Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022

Johnny

Johnny has two definition 1. A sticky , slimy substance that stick in your panties or boxers also known as “ poop “ 2. A deadly disease that can crawl up your nose once it is sniffed.

1. “ dudes I’ll be right back I think just Johnny’d my self “ 2. “ this patient might not make it due to the johnny disease “

by James Trevor September 23, 2022

Johnny

He likes your mom btw

“Oh yes johnny” says mom

by MR GUY iS hErE April 29, 2022

Johnny “Maddog”

A skinny man with skin like a leather boot and hair like a half suck mango who walks around town acting like a hard cunt scary children and stealing dogs

That Johnny “maddog” just jumped out of the bush and scared some kid and took there dog

by Mad dog patrol 123 November 18, 2023

Johnny

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.

Go home Johnny.

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024