Chainy Brain

When you are too wired to sleep after the chaingang

I’ve absolutely no chance of sleeping tonight I’ll have Chainy Brain I’ll be re riding the chainy in my sleep

by 4th Cat Problems April 28, 2022

pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022

Brain Shart

A brain fart immediately succeeded by verbal diarrhoea.

Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.

by rugdealer October 6, 2022

Brain-thaw

The lingering headache that occurs when one is outside in freezing cold temperatures for an extended period and then returns indoors where it is much warmer. Much like a reverse brain-freeze, it is usually felt along the temples of the head.

After shoveling outside for a few hours I had such brutal brain-thaw when I got back in the house.

by Breezer28e January 7, 2022

bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 8, 2022

Brain damage

The thing that all dream stans, 2+ hours on a day twitter users, homophobes, tiktok users, karens and her kids have.
Mostly caused by lead in the air, fatherless childhood and using cigarettes, alcohol and drugs durring pregnancy.
If they are man and have a symptoms from above. they probably never had a touch of a woman that wasn't their mother.
And if they're a woman, they're actually a goblin in disguise.

Person1: Are you a twitter user?
Person2: Yea?
Person1: How long per day?
Person2: 23 hours.
Person1: Alright, so you have brain damage!

by Mean-bean-machine May 17, 2022

yarin's brain

used to describe yarin's behavior, which is usually stupid and unreasonable

Nave: "yarin ahi ma ata ose?"

Yaniv: "yarin's brain"

by Shmokes1337 March 30, 2022