Boating

When your planking on your toilet and your penis touches and goes into the water.

Gilbert G. “Bro I was just boating and my penis went back into my body!”

by Water Mellon man June 15, 2018

Venezuela boat ride

When a man shoots his cum into the scare of a another person's hair lip scare

I gave that girl a venezuela boat ride last night

by Truck slut 80 February 10, 2021

The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

I know boats

The act of being overly confident in your ability to complete a task or know a fact just to be proven absolutely completely wrong.

Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”

by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025

pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

by T4pedro June 27, 2014

throw yourself off the boat

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching

joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?

by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024

Jung Boat

a retard but also sexy as fuck

Alex is a Jung Boat

by AJexxan July 28, 2019