Da Hood 

What I call myself in school when I have my hood on.

Teacher: Take ur hood off!!!@!!!!
Me: I can't I'm in da hood

Da Hood by TheCookieMonster27 May 8, 2018

goods in the hood 

Large breasts; the boob equivalent of "junk in the trunk"

Man, look at those knockers - she's got some goods in the hood!

goods in the hood by BeeTeeBest September 26, 2013

Estus Hood 

Awful awful cornerback for the green bay packers from 1978-1984. Continually made the team year after year even though he blew goat nuts. Made Ahmad Carrol look like Deion Sanders. When you saw an opposing wide reciever run into the endzone on an 80 yard touchdown untouched, you would see Estus then enter your TV screen 3 seconds later. Voted "Worst Packer of All Time" by those who were cursed to have witnessed his play.

"Hey, how did the Packers lose that game?"
"Oh, Estus Hood got burned for 3 Tds in the 4th Quarter"

Estus Hood by Jameslegs September 2, 2011

Robin Hood's Hat 

A name for the v shape of a minge, or hairy gash, similar to the shape of Robin Hood's Hat

"Oh sweet Maid Marion may i remove your under crackers?"
"Yes oh evil sheriff of Nottingham and make it quick, i'm foaming at the gash"
"My word Maid Marion, the shape of your minge looks rather like Robin Hood's hat!!!"

Robin Hood's Hat by griggy October 20, 2006

what's really good in the hood 

A friendly greeting... how are things going with you?

Yo, Kevin, what's really good in the hood?

what's really good in the hood by Carly November 4, 2003

Basic hood chick 

Drives a Honda with a missing hubcap and only drinks free coffee at work.

That basic hood chick is drinking all the companies coffee.

Basic hood chick by Antonio Danger September 15, 2020

Going Fort Hood 

The modern equivalent of going postal. Usually occurs in a setting where Bureaucracy takes place such as the DMV or Post Office.

I spent 2 hours at the DMV today, I came this close to going Fort Hood on everyone in that place.

Going Fort Hood by CaesarAugustusRobertoRamerez November 13, 2009