Hairy Kaleidoscope

The hairy kaleidoscope is a sexual act that involves 2 sets of men docking and making very intense eye contact.

"I walked in on my boyfriend and his 3 "best friends" doing the hairy kaleidoscope"

by Ivy E May 3, 2023

Hairyback Ninja Turtle

Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus

Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle

by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023

hairy lisa

The act of unconsensual marriage with a gold fish with prostate problems whilst performing the WAP dance as dingle berries are hung from the ceiling as a piece offering to the roof gods , they must sing a song and then kiss such dingle berries by spontaneously floating .

"How'd you like the hairy Lisa last night ?" Asked Dale.

"We've gotta preform another hairy lisa!!" Said a random Amish who makes jam .

by Wouldntyoulike2knowmikewassous May 24, 2023

Hairy feet

To have luck or good fortune.

He won the lottery, he must have hairy feet.

by Lost in time June 7, 2023

hairy hole

a male with a very hairy asshole
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this

“oi mate come eat my dirty hairy hole”

by L3BLOCK June 20, 2023

Haikyuu

a human tangerine (Hinata) meets some tall hot boys in volleyball and yea

haikyuu is literally the best anime ever u cant convince me otherwise

"Haikyuu is a very nice anime!"

by IM TSUKKI SUCK MY BALLS June 29, 2023

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023