goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Silly goose

Someone who acts really weird, dumb or goofy. Usually refers to stupid people

Tabatha is so dumb. She’s such a silly goose
Jared is a silly goose because he’s so weird

by two.silly.smiles:):) July 19, 2023

Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

goose it

In the British Columbia interior to goose it means to open the throttle on a truck, car, ATV, or motorcycle. See also: mat it, send it, chooch it, floor it.

Officially the Coquihalla has a posted speed limit of 120 but in reality you can goose it at a buck sixty and still expect half the traffic to goose it past you.

by 5/97c August 17, 2023

Goose baby

Entanglement

Blood let’s hit the function u see baby right there I’m finna goose baby on daygo bloods

by Mount Miguel G Blad April 3, 2024

Goosing

When you cum multiple times in one day.

John: Yo bro i cummed once today it felt so good.

Mark: I’ve been Goosing today. I had to do it multiple times.

by bbb00 April 12, 2024

Wild Goose Chase

See Wild Goose Chase.

My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024