Fake Jacob

A person who does not like bees

He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Fake lit

Anthony Bean Burleigh

They don’t even know what yummen is, they’re so fake lit.

by Lazbean September 18, 2020

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

Fake Asian

Someone who has one caucasian parent and another parent of Asian descent.

E.g. Natalie Chapman is Fake Asian

by De Bushman November 14, 2020

Fake-hawk

A fake-hawk is the new hairstyle that has been adopted by whining, crying, emo-metal bands.
It incorporates a normal, short to medium length haircut that is shaped, ultimately through products such as gel or spray, into a simulated mo-hawk. The hair molded up toward the center line of the head from the
back of the neck to the forehead, but unlike a true mo-hawk, the hair on the sides of the head remain. Also called a poser-hawk.

"Hey, look at Jimmy with his goofy ass fake-hawk."

by RockNRollBen June 23, 2008

Jaffa-fake

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.

The woman's a total jaffa-fake.

by GazzerB August 25, 2008

fake dennis

slang in the nmh class of '08 for a korean boy, infamous for having broken his computer while jacking off.

Didja hear why Fake Dennis doesn't have a roomie anymore?

by guesswho March 6, 2005