supermarket fart

to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.

the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?

by baddazoner January 8, 2011

phantom farting

An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.

Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020

Revenge Fart

A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.

Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.

by Kalisiin November 22, 2011

Fat fart

A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.

My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.

by Stephan J. August 18, 2014

fart mart

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009

Fart Grind

The act of passing wind on someone while grinding with them.

While I was grinding with a random guy I farted on him without him knowing! "fart grind"

by porkenstine January 21, 2009

cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.

While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.

by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005