anal diver 

One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.

He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.

anal diver by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Slave driver 

When your boss works you till you last breath and kicks you to the side for the buzzards to pick clean and move on to the next slave “employee”

That cock sucker Dan was a fucking slave driver today at work

Slave driver by Dgd32 August 19, 2019

Chubby Bus Driver 

The act of taking your fist and rubbing it against the pussy or clit in a clockwise or counter-clockwise motion / as a bus driver would "open the door" on a bus.

I was all ripped so I cornered Suzy and hooked her up w/ a Chubby Bus Driver. She was Dazzled.

Chubby Bus Driver by E dubb September 24, 2007

Perfect Diver 

When you are crouched over a toilet (not sitting, standing), and your turd falls about a foot and goes inside the siphon (the hole that shit goes down) without flushing and stays down there without coming back out, without a spash that goes up to your butt hole.

Hey Dylan. I just took a dump, and only one was a perfect diver.

Perfect Diver by ATC Mr.Inkredable June 5, 2010

diversity 

A psychosis based on the false impression that we will be a better nation, company, or organization if we accept outside influence or opinions which are culturally or morally different than our own. Gradually turning our backs on everything that makes us unique as a nation. Turning our backs on everything our forefathers fought and died to obtain, secure, and protect.

The idea that we need to be as poor as all of the other third world countries in order to fit in as a nation.

America really needs to be more culturally diversity. We really need to embrace a little more cannibalism, and definitely a salve labor society like the one they have in China. I hear that there is female genital mutilation in the Middle East. Oh goody... we need some of that here too!

diversity by the remnant July 21, 2019

Night Dive

Taking a dump on a dive mask, then putting the mask onto your passed-out drunk friend.

You keep mouthing off, you're gonna go for a night dive tonight.

Night Dive by Hiro Yamamoto August 25, 2005

Diversify Your Bonds

A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.

"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA

"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"

Diversify Your Bonds by Scottie King February 8, 2010