When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 9, 2023
Get the Coffee creamermug. by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
Get the Crack Ed Coffeemug. This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 14, 2018
Get the spartan iced coffeemug. Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021
Get the Chocolate Coffeemug. what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
by damb_man July 7, 2018
Get the grind the coffee beansmug. Literally me. My name is Coffee.
by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022
Get the Coffeemug. A coffee buddy is someone who you like to go drink coffee with. They are very common. So common to the point where everyone has at least one in their lives. The best thing is that there could be any gender combination. There are male-male coffee buddies, female-male coffee buddies, and female-female coffee buddies. Good qualities to have in one are someone who likes coffee, duh, and someone with who you can have good conversations.
B- Hey I saw Jess today.
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
by Adam buckley September 23, 2021
Get the Coffee Buddymug.