Chicken tendies 

Another way to say chicken tenders

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

Chicken tendies by Gritzy July 19, 2018

Chicken Math 

The phenomena that stems from the addictive nature of raising chickens. This specific type of poultry math means that a keeper of chickens will perpetually add to the flock and always end up with more chickens than expected, even when taking into account chicken math.

Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.

I thought I was going to stop at six chickens, but I ordered six more, and I expanded my coop, because Chicken Math tells me I will end up with a couple dozen. (or 50.)

Chicken Math by boksville August 29, 2018

checkbuck 

(adverb)
Quickly and unexpectedly pop up.
Appear in a way that was not expected or regarded as likely.

"He's here, and checkbuck he's there."
"Mariam was in New York, checkbuck she's in Rome."

checkbuck by A of A May 7, 2022

moss check 

Often confused with vibe check, moss check is used to spontaneously check to see if the mandem in the room or vicinity are mossin.

Person 1: Moss Check?
Person 2: We mossin'

moss check by A Refrigerator October 24, 2019

Chrish Check-in 

Convincing a hotel to let you check-in super early because you’re only going there to fuck.

Luckily the hotel let us have a Chrish check-in because she was gagging to be fucked senseless.

Chrish Check-in by Chrish77 October 27, 2018

Blue Chicken Gambit 

An illegal Warzone Chess move popularized by Youtube chess personality Chessnetwork (Jerry). It occurs when you don't have a queenside rook in Thunderhorse and you try to castle on the queenside. The king moves to the appropriate square but the rook fails to move, causing the opponent to be stuck in Chesscube purgatory.

When all hope is lost, and checkmate is inevitable, the Blue Chicken Gambit can always be relied on.

Blue Chicken Gambit by Diorio July 26, 2014

Check sites 

The act of looking at different web pages on the internet.

"Dad, can we check sites?"

"No"

Check sites by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010