Coffee Filter

The female equivalent to a tea-bag.

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.

by mason26 August 9, 2012

Hot Coffee

The act of having a morbidly obese man or woman void their bowels on one's chest. After which the aforementioned obese individual smears said fecal matter onto chest in a clockwise motion.

Oh my god....I went to Tiajuana this weekend and saw a midget get the hot coffee...I may be scarred for life....

by madcrapper81 January 9, 2009

make coffee

To have an extreme case of diarrhea. In having a severe case, one would be 'making strong coffee.'

Every time eat the ribs at Momma's house, I have to go home and make coffee.

by $ayfoo April 4, 2011

caffeine

SCIENCE! - Strong Sad.

Since caffeine + Strong Sad = SCIENCE!, that obviously means that SCIENCE! - Strong Sad = caffeine. And also, SCIENCE! - caffeine = Strong Sad.

by Tom December 18, 2003

coffee

someone who is coughed on

I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

by christayina July 27, 2008

caffetine

Drinkable cigarettes in coffee form.

Tim Hortons Brand Coffee and Nicotine

by LBrunet May 15, 2005

coffee table

a chicks ass booty

god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.

by clown buzon February 13, 2005