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Boston Soup Kitchen

Verb/Action: To fill clam chowder in someone’s ass during anal, sex, then eating them out after you finish.
I’m so hungry I could do a Boston soup kitchen
by gv_86 February 22, 2026
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Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth
'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"
by niggajewbag October 29, 2025
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Boston Whopper

When you receive a blumpkin while screaming racial slurs
Chris gave Joe a Boston Whopper.
by Choder7 November 8, 2025
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Bostwick consistometer

A specific type of consistometer with a rectangular structure and a sluice gate; the opening of the gate causes the fluid within to flow; the distance and time it takes for the fluid to flow helps the user determine how runny or gloppy the substance is. In the United States, manufacturers of tomato ketchup are required to measure the consistency of their ketchup with a Bostwick consistometer.
Ketchup flowed through the Bostwick consistometer at a rate of 5.0 centimeters per 30 seconds, therefore it is of satisfactory consistency.
by A. Patmos November 23, 2025
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Boston Bailout

When you get arrested, are $2 short on bail, and the help you call to the station has a warrant and is thrown in the can with you.
Man, I was walking down the tracks, Karen called it in, they grabbed me and locked my ass up, I couldn't quite make bail so I called my idiot cousin. The dumb son of a bitch had a warrant out and got locked up with me. What a Boston bailout
by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025
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Boston Balloon

A boston balloon is when you blow and burp into a willing partners butthole, pretending your blowing up a balloon.
“hey wanna role play your a balloon and i blow you up? its what i call the boston balloon”
by Centi the apothecary December 29, 2025
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Boston Balloon

A boston balloon is when you blow and burp into a willing partners butthole, pretending your blowing up a balloon.
“hey wanna role play your a balloon and i blow you up? its what i call the boston balloon!”
by Centi the apothecary December 29, 2025
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