Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand

Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.

by Misha1369 September 29, 2009

Done a Javaboy

This term applies to someone who is a regular and stalwart member of the community who suddenly disappears without trace.
Who reappears as suddenly as they disappeared.
Questions will be forever asked about what they got up to during the shadowy period of their absence but no answers will ever be given.

Denis Watts was a familiar and prominent face around Walford, East London.
One day he went out for a swim in the local canal and promptly disappeared without trace.
Nothing was heard from Den for years until he suddenly reappeared in Walford many years later as if nothing had ever happened.
On walking back into the local pub the local landlady Peggy was heard to exclaim, "ZOMG Den, you've only gone and done a javaboy".

by SaaaaG July 5, 2010

Dial a Joe

A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.

Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.

by masterchef1928 July 16, 2010

Cole-a-jito

A drink that true gangsters drink to get krunk: contains 20oz Capitan Morgans, one part grapefruit juice, and a Splash of Orange Juice.... enjoy its good!

Damn! I just drank the greatest drink every, a Cole-A-jito that jacked me up and was delicious.

by QICE June 4, 2011

take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011

Pulling a James

Logging off in the middle of a conversation, without saying that you're logging off.

Person 1: Haha yeah so this one time, I was eating cake and it was soo good
Person 2: Cake is nice
Person 1: Isn't it?!
-Person 2 is offline-
Person 1: WOW ARE YOU REALLY PULLING A JAMES ON ME RIGHT NOW?

by peniscake123 September 30, 2012