johnny

the most perfect person in the world

wow you’re dating johnny? you’re so lucky

by ra1gen November 25, 2021

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023

jumping johnny

Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.

Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".

by ItIsMyName July 03, 2019

Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother

My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia

by GeckoMaBoi May 03, 2023

Johnny Pests

The Johnny Test haters.

All the Johnny Pests drew hateart of Johnny Test just to get Johnny Test cancelled.

by CN19M3P41C July 07, 2023

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

Johnny rotten crotch

The grotesque smell after a male takes his penis out of the women vaginal canal.

Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”

by Rotten Johnny June 12, 2019