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You deplete me.

The phrase used to break up with that person (usually a boyfriend or a girlfriend) who is toxic to you. It keeps it simple, the best way.
"What do you mean you're not coming over on Saturday night? What else do you have to do? We always watch basketball or hockey or football or (worse yet) golf, and you bring the pizza and beer, and we hang."
"Not this Saturday night or any other night after that, Fred, you deplete me. Mind, wallet, and soul. Buh-bye."
by getaclue2007 April 8, 2010
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You bunch of cunts

I swear to god if I see another inside joke or someone slagging someone off on this website I'm going to flip fucking shit. Not to mention the little wankers who think its funny to put their name with the description: funny or big dick or even most beautiful girl.
by Stopthisshit October 21, 2013
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you woulda thought tho

A more exciting way to say "No" or "fuck nah" as emulated by folks from The Streets
Mandy: Cindy dearest, may I please cop one of those loosies?
Cindy: YOU WOULDA THOUGHT THOOOO
by NatPolan April 3, 2016
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You my cat, dawg

A phrase said to a true cat, when they a true dawg.
"You my cat, dawg"
*passes blunt*

"Thanks dawg"

"he's my cat"
"Dawg"
by Talonian July 25, 2016
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You're on speaker

Don't say anything stupid, illegal, or that would otherwise negatively impact those around the current phone user who declared this.
*Billy calls Steven*
Billy: "Yo man, you finally answered! I got the marijuana, where you ... "
Steven: "Yo dawg I'm with my fam, you're on speaker btw..."
Billy: "Oh my bad! I meant I am glad you finally answered because I was concerned about your well being and would like to meet up with you now to chill.
Steven: "Word."
by CouchPotato2019 August 23, 2017
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You blow your father with that mouth?

A solid comeback for when you're getting roasted but they say a bad word so you respond with this.
Tony: you blow your father with that mouth?
Black guy from the hood: the fuck did you just say to my sister?
Tony's son: so that's a crack ho
by Kfcmaster17 August 1, 2018
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You’re wet

Someone who is a pussy and behaves younger than they are. Someone who won’t fight you.
Frankie: fight me

Lukey: no

Frankie: idec you’re wet man
by Charlxx February 3, 2019
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