Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Fart Contraction

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.

"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"

by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009

The Fart Test

The fart test is a test of the closeness of one's relationship to another. If one is comfortable farting in front of others it means that they are close to that person and they have a good relationship with one another.You can tell how close you are with another depending if you hold in a fart around them or if you let it out without giving a shit.

The Fart Test can distinguish the relationship between two people such as
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another

by tootinme January 4, 2011

fart mart

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009

Fart Grind

The act of passing wind on someone while grinding with them.

While I was grinding with a random guy I farted on him without him knowing! "fart grind"

by porkenstine January 21, 2009

Fat fart

A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.

My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.

by Stephan J. August 18, 2014

cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.

While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.

by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005