Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

I Am Not Touching A Quicktime Event On A Nintendo Gamecube

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I Am Not Touching A Quicktime Event On A Nintendo Gamecube

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

Take a touch

Means to slow down or calm down/chill

She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch

by Samuelae16 on tt December 28, 2024

In a feel of a touch

In a short time, in a jiffy, very soo, in a blink of an eye, very quick.

Say hi to Nelzealours. I will find you in a feel of a touch.

Cheerio!

by Nelzealours Motoe December 17, 2023

touch

the most sus yet innocent word ever

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell

by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025