Sloppy Joe

A white guy, who is the object of a Japanese girl’s affection.

Yuki landed the Sloppy Joe of her dreams.

Sloppy Joe by Josh1y April 6, 2020

Fanny slapping 

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

Fanny slapping by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

Sloppy Joe

A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.

I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.

Sloppy Joe by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

Shit Slapping by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

Sloppy Tyson 

A brown smear that occurs as a result of a punch in the face after fist f-ing a guy or a girl.

Hey, that guy looks like he just got a sloppy tyson.

Sloppy Tyson by Goat September 14, 2003

shopping trolley

A form of bad caucasian dancing. To reach up to first one side then the other, as if pulling items down off the shelf and dropping them in your shopping trolley.

That dude was not only sowing the seeds, he did the shopping trolley too!

shopping trolley by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Shopping bag bathroom break 

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.

Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.

Shopping bag bathroom break by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009